Clubbing- Law students style

Hurrah i like to declare the first somewhat annual meeting of the completely unofficial High Court Judges appreciation club.

I vote Cb for President. Our benevolent dictator i mean democratically elected leader using the Chad system as made famous in Florida.

I humbly nominate myself as person who gets to say 'hear hear' at random intervals.

Since he will be unemployed and thus have heaps of free time we can ask ex Journo Robert Carr to be public relations manager/secretary but stay away from organising the car pool!

In case of wacky people standing up and yelling, thus ruining my 'hears hears', i nominate J Kirby to speak quietly but with authority to derail their rant.

Steve Vizard as head magician and Treasury.

Martha Stewart for catering and for that tough edgy reputation we will have. She did time dontcha know?

All major disputes can be solved by coups, majority vote, or talks until the other side sleeps or walks out.

You don't actually have to appreciate any memebers of the High Court but you can't have an overt affection for members of the Supreme Court. Federal rules!!!

Specilised Court lovers will be admitted on a case by case basis.

Wigs and full court dress is not a requirment but you have the right to throw the squeaky hammer at anyone who laughs at you.

Please wear clothes under the robes.