Note to Skye

Leonia would still like that coconut bikini top

Green Tea would still like a snowglobe (that glows ominously red)

Cranberry wants a vial of Avonlea sand (why was it called 'White Sands' when the earth on PEI was supposed to be red?) and a stick of spruce gum...yum yum (if you are reading this in Customs jail in the effort to make my wildest dreams come true- we appreciate the effort and will see you in 10 to 20 years)

AND YOU MUST FIND US THE JADE MONKEY *shifty eyes*

You must come back with at least 10 hilarious stories (or stay in Paris until you do dammit)