Doah! Woho!
Do not check out cute automobiles while carrying equipment because you WILL bump into a tall orange pole.
Shoes that look great will hurt your feet so wrap up.
The one cold day of the week you will not wear adequate covering. And it might rain.
Your mother will notice the results of poor clothing decision making and till the day after you die remind you to wear a jacket.
Your sibling will notice whose jacket you are wearing that one time you do wear it.
They will never forget it.
Orange poles don't stand out THAT MUCH.
Its is possible to film {kinda steady} with a dodgy tripod.
Cheap special effects can be found via cellophane and green cardboard.
Bow to the power of the camera mere mortals. People will skirt around you or try to dash anything to not get in the way.
In doing so they will ruin shots.
But they can be free extras.
The Harbour is pretty but the sea stinks.
Maple syrup and food dye is apparently the way to go for cheap, easy to clean fake blood.
Its probably not a good idea to eat it.
I will still eat at Maccas when there is nothing else.
tea time and bed!
6 Comments:
So much wisdom! You should publish it in a miniature form - "The little book of things I wish I hadn't learnt the hard way"???
VS
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8scoops, at November 16, 2004 at 7:31 PM
That's the most profound thing I've heard in a long time...Can't wait to see you at work on set soon. cb
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8scoops, at November 24, 2004 at 8:39 PM
the most profound view on life/the universe+everything i've heard in ages.
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8scoops, at November 25, 2004 at 12:57 AM
I see Douglas Adams has been visiting someone's reading chamber.
Hey if Seinfeld can run for 9 seasons about 'nothing' i can do a mini book on everything!
Or at least get some fun procrsatination out of it.
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8scoops, at November 30, 2004 at 7:09 PM
hate to break it to you v.s. but i think bill bryson's beat you to that book about everything idea. the Seinfeld marathon was sweet...i can lend you guys the tapes if you want sometime
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8scoops, at November 30, 2004 at 8:07 PM
ah thwarted in my plans!
Seinfeld back on!
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8scoops, at December 3, 2004 at 5:07 AM
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